Guide to Cats

Don't believe everything you see on youtube... Engineer's are so on my list

Treats

I really just do not understand my two leg creatures. The one called Will always leaves me these pink treats every morning. This morning, the one called Leandra watched me eat it and then tells Will. Next thing I know he is yelling at me and taking the other treat and locking it up. He always leaves it for me, I don’t know what the difference was today, but she is so on my list.

infection

What is wrong with the two legged creature called Leandra. I came into the front room and she was sitting there wanting to pet me, so I went over and she there was another cat in there. I could smell it all over her. She brought this disease infested cat into my home. I couldn’t find this cat but this isn’t the first time she has brought another cat in. But this one is infested, I can smell it, she had to get rid of it. She started to leave but she was not taking that cat. I can’t have that deseased cat roaming around my house. She had to get rid of it. She was leaving the room so I attacked her, I clawed her foot over and over. I think she got the message cause after she came out of the water room, I couldn’t smell it any more. I really wish she would listen the first time I told her. It was her fault I had to resort to violence.

Disease

What is wrong with the two legged creature called Leandra. I came into the front room and she was sitting there wanting to pet me, so I went over and she there was another cat in there. I could smell it all over her. She brought this disease infested cat into my home. I couldn’t find this cat but this isn’t the first time she has brought another cat in. But this one is infested, I can smell it, she had to get rid of it. She started to leave but she was not taking that cat. I can’t have that diseased cat roaming around my house. She had to get rid of it. She was leaving the room so I attacked her; I clawed her foot over and over. I think she got the message because after she came out of the water room, I couldn’t smell it any more. I really wish she would listen the first time I told her. It was her fault I had to resort to violence.

Life

This is my life....



She is so on my list....

Weird

The two-legger's are so weird, the other day I was up on the big round stand checking out some items in a bag when the one called Will comes around the corner, and yells at me. I just looked at him, why is he yelling at me, it is not like I am doing anything I different. Well then he comes tearing at me with some deranged look in his eyes, arms flapping all over the place. I ran for cover and he starts laughing. He is so on my list