Beauty at its best

I am so cute!!!

my hard life

I really just don't think anyone understands how hard my life is. Once again there is another cat in my house. She has taken up residence in the bathroom. She has been there for the last week and I have only seen her once. She has the gall to growl and hiss at me... in my house. Also I don't know what she is doing in there but there are some really strange sounds coming from in there. I think she is keeping squeaky toys in there with her. So she comes in my house is a bitch and refuses to share toys.

Oh and I could just kill Soot, she is always hanging around the bathroom door kissing ass. I yell at her all the time for this but she just ignores me.