Rat Bait

I am afraid I have not had a moments worth of peace in a while. My human's disappeared for a few days and when they came back, the brought this repulsive little kitten with them. I tried to be tolerant. It is certainly not the first time they have brought one home and it would be only a matter of a few days before the creature would be gone. It was about a week later when I realized it would not be leaving. That was when I went from tolerance to down right rage. How dare they? That thing thinks she is just the cutest thing around. She really is being sickening sweet with all the cuddling she does with the female. She even crawls under the blanket and sleep with her. I am not fooled she really is hiding there because she is afraid of the dogs. For once those creature come in handy. So they named this thing Sahara. I refuse to call her that, I much prefer to call her "Rat Bait" I swear she is about the dumbest creature around. I tell her to leave me alone and she just turns around and pounces on me. I am so fed up with her. I think it is time I tell the human with she goes or I do. Ugh here she comes again.. gotta go.


Honestly she is not that cute.

Cat 101

The humans were entertaining themselves with their TV, when they got all excited about this cat they saw. They spent the next several hours talking about how “Cool” it would be to have one and how much they really want one.

They are all “googlie eyes” over this cat because it is the size of a medium size dog, that and it is a cross of some wildcat and kitten. The “Savanna Cat” they said would cost them around $500.00 for the cheap low quality one and $12,000 for the pure one. I am not worried in the least, What do I care if it is the size of a dog. I can tell you who is in charge of the dogs now.. Me! and I am not that big. You know I have no desire to associate with it.

What self-respecting cat would sell herself. The Will is always telling the dogs and us that we need to get a job. When he tell the Savanna Cat to get a job, what do you think she will do.. that’s right sell herself again. What a ….!? They cannot expect me to hang out with that …..!?!

You know if they brought that cat into my home I swear I would die of humiliation, you might as well just paint my face and make my humiliation complete.