Rat bait

I am so angry I could just spit. That woman came home shoved me and my sister into a little green box. (Soot was standing on my hair and pushing me aside.) Then that woman took us outside loaded us up into her car and took off. Next then I know she wants me to come out of the box in this strange place. Well I was not having it. I wasn't coming out just to make her happy. So what does she do? She reaches into the box and drags me out. I hissed and yowled and tried to brace my feet on the sides of the box but she just keep pulling. Till I had no choice but to come out or break a leg. I was so upset that my hair just started falling out in big ol' clumps. She sat me down and held my front legs next to my head. I just glared at her and growled. I was so angry with her I barely felt the poke, Some other lady just poked me in the butt. Then she lets me go and pulls Soot out, and before I do anything she shoves me back in the box. Then she shoves soot back in on top of me. We get back home she lets us out and takes off. No explanation or anything for the humiliation I just suffered. That woman is nothing more then Rat bait and I think I am gonna go pee in her shoe

I am so beuatiful.

The results are in... I am a looker.. I recently had two photo's of yours truly entered in the local fair. They both place.. First place on one and Third place on the other. I think I am going to go into modeling, then I could have fresh fish every night.

First Place
Second Place

Water

There is a difference from loving water and LOVING water, one just makes you ridiculous

Starving cat

just give her the food already!

The Jump

ummm ok, time to lay off the catnip.

Beauty at its best

I am so cute!!!

my hard life

I really just don't think anyone understands how hard my life is. Once again there is another cat in my house. She has taken up residence in the bathroom. She has been there for the last week and I have only seen her once. She has the gall to growl and hiss at me... in my house. Also I don't know what she is doing in there but there are some really strange sounds coming from in there. I think she is keeping squeaky toys in there with her. So she comes in my house is a bitch and refuses to share toys.

Oh and I could just kill Soot, she is always hanging around the bathroom door kissing ass. I yell at her all the time for this but she just ignores me.