For some reason my house gets invaded by all these people. I manage to get outside for a little peace and quiet. I barely have a chance to catch a breath before I am hauled back in and put back in that foul dog contraption again. And then they tie me to chair with everyone standing around laughing. I have never been so humiliated. Not only do they laugh at me but they forget I am there and I keep having to move to the side to avoid being stepped on. Finally they feel no more joy can be taken from my humiliation and they unhook the leash. This time when I made it outside I hid under one of the cars. They dragged me back in again and locked me in the bathroom. An hour later, when I escape that room they put a glowing collar on me. I really just want to be left alone. Are human so dumb that they cannot understand this. I honestly think the night cannot get any worse. How could it? Trust me when I tell you it did. This one human shows up scoops me up the minute he walks in the door, holds me out in the air waving a stick at me and then tosses me on the ground. All I could do was look at him; I had never been so dumbstruck in my life. Unfortunately I was so befuddled that I just stood instead of making my escape, so he reach down and did it again. He continued this all night. If I walked by him I was snatch into the air threaten with a stick and tossed back down like I was garbage. I can tell you that the man has no idea he should not be messing with me like that. Beware all my feline friends, below in the human who has lost his mind. If you see him, make sure you claw a leg for me.
I am offering 10 mice, 20 flies, and a can of turtle food for a shredded leg.
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