More Cat Funnies

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Cat Funnys

I ain't scared!

You should of seen Sahara run. She was not brave enough to face my wrath. The thickheaded fool is learning not to mess with me.

Copy Cat

She is such a copy cat

Getting warm

Me and my Bunny

Random Violence

This is what happens when unwanted cats give attention to your toys.

Stalking

I have taught the very best. One of my star pupils

Little Miss Uppity

Seriously!… What is wrong with my humans!… I have never met creatures so gullible. They brought back Rat Bait. And now they are calling her their “Little Ashera” and “Little Savannah” she so is not but now they are giving her a complex like she is royalty. They got her from the pound for $109.00 not from some breeder for $20,000. Seriously look for yourself she looks nothing like Asheras or Savannahs.

Big city cats

I know it has been a while since I have posted anything but I really have not had any spare moments. Every time I get near the computer to write, Rat Bait comes tearing out to attack the mouse. I don’t’ know about you but I really cannot work with the creature from the black lagoon constantly hovering.

Let me tell you some things l learned about Rat Bait… She is a whore. This is what happens when you actually buy a kitten from some ungodly colossal city. Do you know I was over 6 months (in your human time) before I was altered. Not once did I display myself for all to see. I did not once vocalize, tease, or beg for attention. That is because I am from a small town with lots of good natured and civilized cats.

Rat Bait was not even 4 months (in your human time) when the wicked corrupted metropolitan whore that she truly is came out in full color. I tell you I have never been more shocked and distressed as I was seeing Rat Bait sticking her butt up in the air rubbing up against things. You cannot hide a cats true nature… it always come out in the end. The humans may have been conned into seeing her as nothing more than an adorable kitten, but they cannot be blind anymore. Not when she throws herself at anything that moves like that.


Quite frankly I am not sure if I can ever be clean again as long as she dwells here. Thankfully she is gone. The humans do not want a whore in the house either. Today might be the first day of peace I have had in a long time.

Silly Pictures

So the human decided to play with her camera and took these humiliating pictures. I deleted the one she tried to take of me, but I wanted to share the evils that she does to me.

Angry

I am this angry. Stupid kitten.

The light

My human's got me a new toy

Printer Tech

Some of us do have jobs

Trying to be sneaky

Rat Bait is trying to attack me.

I think this is the perfect size box to mail her to Eygpt. The human wouldn't let me close the box.

Hiding from Rat Bat

Soot has decided not to beat Rat Bait up. Here she is hiding from her.

Bouncing Betty

I know the humans have finally understood my anger… They tried to make it up. They brought me home another pet. I am not sure what it is really.. At first I thought it was another kitten, because it was small like one, but it has these long ears and it like to pounce its way around. She really does like to play with me. Sometimes I chase her and sometime she chases me. I named her Personal Pouncer, but the human’s call her Betty. Here is some pictures.

I have to admit my human’s know me well. I am not as angry it is hard to be watching her Pounce around.