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Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Big city cats

I know it has been a while since I have posted anything but I really have not had any spare moments. Every time I get near the computer to write, Rat Bait comes tearing out to attack the mouse. I don’t’ know about you but I really cannot work with the creature from the black lagoon constantly hovering.

Let me tell you some things l learned about Rat Bait… She is a whore. This is what happens when you actually buy a kitten from some ungodly colossal city. Do you know I was over 6 months (in your human time) before I was altered. Not once did I display myself for all to see. I did not once vocalize, tease, or beg for attention. That is because I am from a small town with lots of good natured and civilized cats.

Rat Bait was not even 4 months (in your human time) when the wicked corrupted metropolitan whore that she truly is came out in full color. I tell you I have never been more shocked and distressed as I was seeing Rat Bait sticking her butt up in the air rubbing up against things. You cannot hide a cats true nature… it always come out in the end. The humans may have been conned into seeing her as nothing more than an adorable kitten, but they cannot be blind anymore. Not when she throws herself at anything that moves like that.


Quite frankly I am not sure if I can ever be clean again as long as she dwells here. Thankfully she is gone. The humans do not want a whore in the house either. Today might be the first day of peace I have had in a long time.

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